The Legend of Zelda: Link Between Worlds

I’m on a mini quest to play and complete all the Zelda games. After a false start with Twilight Princess on the Wii, I found Ocarina of Time on the 3DS and have been hooked ever since. I think the delay in my discovery is down to them being puzzle games, and me being particularly bad at puzzles, but I’m a grown up now.

There are approximately eight million known Zelda games, and Link Between Worlds is the only one that was created entirely for the 3DS. I say that, but it’s based on the third Zelda game, Link to the Past. It uses the same map, and has the same top-down style gameplay, but it uses a fancy new 3D graphics. The two games play very similarly to each other. I’ve been thinking about this, and I’ve decided to recommend that you play Link to the Past first. It’s an old game that holds up perfectly, and currently has a meta critic score of 95. We could go on all day about whether or not it’s better to see the new version of a thing, or see the original first.


Link Between Worlds sees Link fighting to rescue Princess Zelda, who has been trapped in a painting by the bad guy. They introduce a really clever game mechanic in the form of giving you the power to being able to become a painting. That sounds odd, let me explain. Link is trapped in a painting, but manages to escape. That experience gives him the power to become a painting on a flat surface, and move around that surface to reach areas he might otherwise been unable to. It’s a really nice addition to the game that makes puzzles all the more interesting.

I must admit that of all the Zelda games I’ve played, this was probably the easiest. I don’t know if that’s down to me getting better at the games, or this game is actually easier. I’ve heard it said that this one was aimed more at children, but I didn’t experience anything while playing that would make me think that.

The environment of Hyrule is pretty and welcoming. If you have played Link to the Past, it will be instantly familiar to you. Sometimes it feels like you’re playing in a very small space. It isn’t exactly Breath of the Wild when it comes to environmental vastness, but you be constantly surprised at how much they managed to cram on there. It’s a fun place to be.


Along with the environment, you’ll also recognise the music from Link to the Past. I’m of the opinion that Nintendo is a company that always hits it out of the park when it comes to music, and this game is no exception. I highly recommend that you wear headphones while playing, at least for a while, because the tiny speakers on the 3DS aren’t quite up to the task of the cinematic soundtrack.

I managed to play through the game in less than a week, but that’s without exploring absolutely everything there is to find. There’s plenty of game there, and seeing as you can pick it up brand new for £13.99, you definitely get value for money. Both this game and Ocarina of Time are available as part of Nintendo’s Select range. I strongly recommend picking it up, it’s a fun game that further cements the 3DS as one of the best gaming platforms.

Nintendo Switch Review

The Nintendo Switch is the iPad Apple could never make. iPads are brilliant. You can do all sorts of things with them. You can get your work done on them, edit photos, watch movies, pretty much anything you want. Nintendo Switches (really?) are brilliant. You can play games on them.

The concept of iPad gaming has always appealed to me. There’s this really powerful, really portable machine, that is more than capable of running some spectacular games. The trouble is that there are no spectacular games for the iPad. There are lots of very clever casual games, but nothing so deep that Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft should start worrying.

iPad gaming has two problems. Price and control. Currently the top selling game on the UK iTunes store is a game called The Escapists. It costs £3.99. I haven’t played the game, but I think I’m safe to assume that you control it by touching the screen with your finger. Most likely one finger.

Right now you’re probably wondering why I’m talking so much about the iPad. The reason for that is I’m writing a review of it’s newest competitor, the Nintendo Switch.

What It Is

The best description I can give you is that the Switch is the newest machine that runs Nintendo games. I’m not so mental as to claim it’s a handheld or a home console, or even if it is a console. I don’t know. It’s all of those things. It’s just easier to say that it’s a machine that runs Nintendo games.

As a piece of hardware, it’s nothing out of the ordinary. What’s special, is how all the different elements of it come together. It’s easy enough to display your iPad on your TV. You either do it badly over Air Play, or you buy a £40 HDMI adaptor. The Switch comes with everything you need to connect it to your television, in the box. There’s even an HDMI lead, which you will not find in the box of an Apple TV. The Switch knows if it’s in the dock, and acts accordingly. It’s the ease of use and attention to experience that Apple used to be famous for.

Essentially the Switch is a seven inch tablet. You can chose to play the games on the built in screen, or you can play them on your TV. The controllers can either be attached to it, or not. It has an internal battery, which means you don’t have to be tethered to an electrical outlet, but that battery isn’t big enough to get more than three to six hours of use.

I’ll leave it to you to decide whether or not it’s portable, handheld, or whatever else.

The Hardware

You’ve seen pictures of it already, so you know what it looks like. It reminds me of the last SatNav device I owned, back before smartphones were invented. It’s not thin, there’s clearly a fan in there, but it’s in no way too big.

Build quality is excellent. Nintendo of done a fine job of hitting the “just right” mark where it counts. It’s not to big or small, not too light or heavy, Not too fat or thin. I keep expecting to find a young blonde girl sleeping on it.

The Joy-Cons also feel to be of a very high quality. Controller size can be a sensitive issue for some people, and it all really depends on the size of your hands. Until somebody invents a controller that lets you customise button size and placement, it’s always going to be a problem some people face. For me, it’s just about right. I wouldn’t be upset if the buttons were a fraction bigger and more spaced apart, but I also accept that change might make it unusable for somebody else.

I have the neon versions, and boy are they bright. They almost actually glow. I’m very happy that I got the version I got, but it brings me to my first, very minor complaint. The Joy-Cons are designed to be used as a pair, or individually. When you use them individually, you can attach a small piece of plastic that has a wrist strap, and some nice shoulder buttons. They come in the box, but they’re grey. If you buy the grey version of the console, your grey controllers match your grey wrist straps and buttons. For the neon version, Nintendo chose to also include grey wrist straps. I can buy blue and red ones separately if I really want them. However, for some reason they’re sold in pairs, so I have to buy two blue ones and two red ones. If anything, I just feel bad because they’ve made me want to spend money because one bit of plastic isn’t the same colour as another bit of plastic. Its not really a complaint about the device.

While I’m on Joy-Cons and things that annoy me, I give you another one. In the box is the Joy-Con comfort grip. It’s a small plastic frame that holds the two Joy-Cons in some sort of regular controller configuration. For an extra £26.99 you can get yourself the “charging” comfort grip. Can you guess what it does? It charges the Joy-Cons, right? No. It allows you to attach a USB cable that charges the Joy-Cons. There’s no internal battery, just a USB port. I tried to justify it by saying that to include such a thing would force Nintendo to raise the launch price of the console, but now I know it’s just a USB port, I’m annoyed. It should have been in the box.

Despite my whinging about what’s included in the box, the Joy-Cons are brilliant. I can’t think of an equally versatile game controller. Letting you use them in so many configurations makes for a user experience like nothing before.

Unlike the PS4 and Xbox, but like the iPad, the Switch has a build in screen. It’s a 6.2” 720p display, and its nice and bright, with rich colours. I don’t know if it meets anybody’s definition of retina, but I can’t see the pixels. It’s the screen that makes the Switch so portable. When we’ve had our hands on it for a while, I’ll be interested to see if people mostly use it plugged into the TV or as a standalone device.

The Switch is a tablet so there’s not much to it. It’s a black slab with a screen.

There have been reports of people suffering from various hardware issues, none of which I’ve experienced myself. This sort of thing is to be expected when a new product launches. As the product ages, Nintendo will get better at building it. If you don’t already have a Switch, the chance are you’ll have to wait a little while until they make more. Those will be better made than the one I bought. By the time Christmas comes around they’ll be up to speed. Hopefully Nintendo will do their best to help everybody affected.

The Software

Just like the outside, there isn’t much on the inside. There are no apps to speak of, and not much functionality beyond running games. We knew that this would be the case before launch so it’s not a disappointment. I’m sure you’ll be able to run Netflix on it soon. Until then, you’ll have to make do with every other device with a screen running it.

There is a download store, and it reminds you of news reports from soviet era supermarkets. I’m sure there will be games to put on the shelves one day, it’s just that they aren’t many at the moment. I can tell you that what is there looks nice and it works.

Every console is only as good as its games, and when it comes to games, Nintendo have a good hand to play. Some people seem really worried about third party software support, but I don’t think it’s worth it. Remember this, the Switch is the only console you can play Nintendo games on. If you want to play Call Of Duty you need an Xbox or PS4. If you want to play Mario games, or Zelda games, you need a Switch.

In Conclusion

The Nintendo Switch is a brilliant console which Nintendo deserve to do well with. Should you get one as soon as you can? Only if you want to play one of the games available. Whatever console we’re talking about, it’d be daft to buy it if there wasn’t a game you wanted to play. There’s lots to come but it isn’t there yet. Think of this as a soft launch, and by Christmas, there will be all you need to have a very happy Switch time.

I’m of the opinion that Nintendo have done really well with this machine. The fact that it is portable around my house and can be played without the use of a television, means it’s going to get more use than my PS4.

A serious gamer couldn’t live on the Switch alone, but they couldn’t live on just a PS4 either. All gaming platforms have exclusive content, it’s just a matter of which ones you want to play. The fact that the Switch isn’t as powerful as bigger consoles doesn’t matter in the slightest. Apart from a couple of build issues, there’s absolutely nothing to complain about here.

If you really want a handheld PS4 you still have a few more years to wait. However, if you want a portable, easy to use, reasonably priced machine, the Switch is it.

Questions

I asked on Twitter (@techsupportrich) if any of you had any questions about the Switch, and it turns out you did. Here are my answers.

Q. In your opinion, do I need this console at the current price point as much as I want it?

A. Like I said, it depends how much you want to play the currently available games. Only you know the answer to that.

Q. Does the charging adaptor really work on a MacBook Pro as well?

A. Yes, no, and why. Yes it will, because it’s a USB C power adaptor. No, because different models of MacBook have different power requirements. The power needs of a 15” MacBook Pro are far greater than a Nintendo Switch. Why would you want to do this? Didn’t your MacBook come with a power adaptor? Besides, it’ll be plugged in behind your television. Is that somewhere you really want to keep swapping cables around?

Q. How does the new physical media feel, going from disk to such a small cartridge?

A. Good. Discs scratch. Cartridges don’t. They’re also smaller and easier to carry around. I hate discs.

Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright Review

I’ve been playing all these 3DS games, might as well start reviewing them.

So Fire Emblem. Hmmm. Fire Emblem is something that I didn’t know existed until I got a 3DS. Apparently Fire Emblem has been a thing for ages, in Japan, but has been a huge hit since it arrived on Nintendo machines in Europe and the USA.

I believe it’s an RPG. I have to be honest and admit that I don’t really understand what constitutes an RPG, but from what I’ve read, Fire Emblem is one. You take control of a few characters, and they win experience points to be better at killing more other characters to get more experience points, and so on. It’s more fun than I’ve just made it sound.

The gameplay is almost chess-like. It’s a turn based war game, reminiscent of battles I’ve had in Civ 5, but without all the civilisation building. Actually it’s exactly like a battle in Civ 5, except you know the back story of every unit you send off to battle.

Units have relationships with each other, and give more support if they’re friends. In Birthright you can go as far as having characters have children together, who then go on to fight in your army. This is where my biggest issue with the game lies.

The character you play has the opportunity to enter into a relationship. When you do so, you then have to do things to advance that relationship. The point is that you have a character who supports yours better than any other can. That’s sweet. However, the way in which this takes place sometimes makes me a little uncomfortable. Here’s how it plays out. I have a wife and she’s always waiting for me in the residence in my castle. When I visit her, sex happens. Every time. Afterwards she expresses how she hopes she’s pleasing me. She even says that she loves me so much, she’d even learn how to cook for me. She’s such a submissive character that it’s icky to watch. To make matters worse, you sometimes have to physically interact with her. Yes, you read that right. Sometimes you arrive home, and she’s sleeping. Use the touch screen to stroke her hair and gently wake her. Maybe she’s just had a hot bath and needs to cool down, so you blow into the microphone. I came here to fight battles, not blow on pictures of cartoon women. I’m all up for the relationship building stuff, I just feel like a right twat blowing on my imaginary wife.

Birthright is one of a pair of games. The other one is called Conquest. The story in Birthright is told from one point of view, the story in Conquest is the same story told from the opposite point of view. There’s probably more to it than that, and I do intend to play Conquest, but not until I’ve completely beaten Birthright. To go into any more detail about the story at this point would just ruin it for your. It’s a very compelling story with some tough choices to make.

When you’re not making story choices or fighting battles, you’re building your castle. I’m not sure how I feel about all the castle stuff. Not only do they want me to build my own, but they also want me to go online and visit other people’s castles. In the beginning of the game, some items are only available to you when you visit other castles. It slows things down, and it isn’t battling, but I suppose it isn’t as bad as it could be. From time to time you’ll get the chance to have a battle in your castle, and that can be fun. You can spend time in your castle and interact with some of your characters. I’ve just found that an annoying thing you have to deal with in between bits of stories and gameplay. I never would have thought of mixing Animal Crossing with Fire Emblem, but clearly somebody did.

Of the two Fire Emblem games I’ve played, the last one being Fire Emblem: Awakening, this is the better game. It’s addictive, fun, and has a great story. The gameplay is spot on and keeps you coming back for more. I didn’t expect to still be playing this game three months after starting, yet it’s always with me in case I get the chance to have a quick blast.

Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright on Amazon

Please Don’t Like Me

It could be argued that we are living in a golden age of content creation. Never before in human history have we had such amazing technologies and communication methods available to so many people, in their homes. The internet is awash with videos, music, podcasts, blog articles, and so much more. If anything, we don’t have enough time to consume as much as we want to. It’d be great spending all day playing video games, surfing the net, and listening to music and podcasts, but there’s work to be done.

Whatever you’re interested in, there’s something out there for you. Unfortunately, our favourite content creators can, and often do, get completely lost. There’s the old saying about cream rising to the top, but that’s just bollocks. As a content creator, there are some things you can do to try to get your content seen by as many people as possible, most of us rely on social media. It’d be great if we could all afford to buy ads for everything we make, but that’s just not financially viable.

When you build up an audience on social media, it is a big help to you. It’s a sort of guaranteed audience for everything you make, and it’s a great way to communicate with your fans. Our fans like our work, they want to consume more of it, and they want to show their appreciation. Some of us do that financially. If you want to see your favourite content creators continue to make content, money is one of the best things you can offer them. Unfortunately, money is a bit thin on the ground for most people these days, and they’d like a different way to show their appreciation for your work.

For some reason that I don’t understand, Facebook, Twitter, SoundCloud, YouTube, and just about every other website that you can post something on, have come up with a way for you to feel like you’re showing appreciation without actually doing anything. They have a Like button.

I see many of you use it quite often, and please don’t take this article as a sign of a lack of gratefulness on my part. You just have to be aware that the Like button does nothing for me or any of the other content creators you follow. It’s nice to see that you like something, but ultimately it achieves nothing.

So what can you do? Luckily there’s a button, usually situated right next to a Like button, labeled Share.

Sharing the posts of your favourite content creators helps them out no end. The biggest struggle we face is getting ourselves known. Having an audience share your content is the absolute best way of dealing with that problem. Like I said before, please don’t take this article for ingratitude for your likes. In fact, please continue to hit the like button on everything I make. It’s just that it’d would really help me, and everyone else, if you also hit that share button. If every Like I received was actually a Share, my content would get to many more times the people than it currently does.

Thank you for reading my articles, watching my videos, and listening to my podcasts. Tell your friends!

The New Nintendo 3DS Review

I know I’m reviewing a game system that has been available for well over a year. Everything that there is to say has been said. So why review an old piece of tech? Simply because it’s by far the most exciting, interesting, and joy inducing piece of tech to end up in my grubby mitts in 2016. Also, you’d be right to point out that I’ve said some less than pleasant things about Nintendo over the years. Now is time to make amends.

So what prompted me to go out a buy a 3DS? I’ve joked that it’s all to do with Allison spending too much time on my PS4. The truth is that it’s our PS4, and that I’m struggling to find games I want to play. It’s great that I can play games like Bioshock and GTA5 with new and improved graphics, but they aren’t new games. There are very few PS4 titles that have gotten me excited.

Beyond that, while I’ve been put off hand held gaming because I simply don’t go anywhere, I have always been interested in having a personal small game system. I had a Game Gear back in the day and loved it. With misplaced optimism, I’ve looked to iOS to fill this gap, but it’s rubbish. Not that there’s anything wrong with iOS, or the hardware that it runs on, it’s just that it isn’t geared towards gaming in the same way a 3DS is. There’s no way that virtual buttons on a touch screen can compare to hardware controls. The iPhone has a fantastic processor and a full HD screen, but that’s meaningless if you can’t control the game you’re playing. I got myself down to Game and bought a New 3DS XL. It is orange.

After 30+ years of gaming, this is my first Nintendo console. The NES never got any traction in the UK, and the SNES was beaten by the Mega Drive. Kids my age played games on computers not consoles. I’ve played some of the classics, but never on a console I owned. From what I gather on YouTube, the childhood of every American my age was awash with Nintendo. I had one friend that owned an NES. That friend later got a Mega Drive. I cannot stress enough how unpopular consoles were for gaming in the U.K.

The 3DS is a difficult console to review because I can’t find anything wrong with it. Really, nothing. As I play it I’ve been day dreaming about what you could do to make it better, and I’m coming up with nothing.

It’s important to remember that the 3DS is a 3DS. It isn’t a portable version of anything else. Replicating an at-home console experience isn’t the aim of the game, so it doesn’t matter that it doesn’t have a 1080p screen, photorealistic graphics, and the latest version of Call of Duty. It’s a 3DS that plays 3DS games. Most of the hardware components are less than the best spec available, but it doesn’t matter one bit. At this point I feel like an attempt to improve it would end up ruining it.

If anything I just hope that my writing skills are good enough to convey the feeling of pure joy you get using the device. In our house we call it Nintendo Joy Face. It’s to look that sneaks on to a person’s face whenever they’re playing Nintendo. As far as I know, it’s a phenomenon unique to Nintendo products. When you get a PS4 one of the first things you do with it is turn off the music on the main menu. When you get a 3DS you turn it up as loud as it will go so you can dance around your living room to the music on the main menu.

There’s a good store system which I’ve been told is actually quite new and is one of Nintendo’s better online offerings. Unfortunately it suffers from the same problem as the PlayStation and Xbox stores, in that it offers games at full RRP. So far I’ve been buying games on cartridges because they’re much cheaper. Mario Golf is the full £39.99 in the store, or £16.99 for the cartridge on Amazon. You can also trade in cartridges when you’re done with them, or share them with your girlfriend to use on the 3DS you buy her because you feel so guilty about buying one for yourself, less than a month before Christmas.

I’m impressed with the job Nintendo have done with encouraging me to carry the thing around with me. There a system which allows two nearby 3DSs to detect each other and talk. The result is in game prizes for you and whichever 3DS carrying person you happen to walk past. It even tracks your steps and rewards you in an attempt to encourage you to get outside.

The games I’ve played so far have all been great fun. I’ve played through at least the main part of Super Mario 3D Lands, blasted through Starfox, greatly improved my handicap in Mario Golf, and done stuff in other games too. Before this experience I was guilty of believing that games on portable systems were small and limited. It might have been like that in the Game Gear days, but it’s not the case now. The 3DS games I’ve played are every bit as complex and full featured as anything you’ll find on offerings from Sony and Microsoft.

I’ve also been enjoying the Virtual Console. That’s where you’ll find popular games of consoles past. Finally I can play legitimate versions of classic games. Punch Out is great, as are Zelda and Mario 3. There are even a few Game Gear games available. I just hope they don’t come with the experience of totally killing six AA batteries every three hours.

In the time I’ve taken to write this article, my game library has grown. I’m playing all kinds of games and loving every second. If my 3DS broke today, I could almost say that I’ve had my money’s worth out of it. It’s by far one of the most joy inducing things I’ve ever owned. If you like video games, you should have one. You’ll love it. In a way, I’m kind of surprised that we don’t all own a 3DS. They’re just that good. But when I think back to the kind of things I’ve been saying about Nintendo on Tech It Or Leave It, it’s not really much of a mystery. Smartphone gaming clearly took Nintendo by surprise. Before the iPhone, if you wanted to play games out of the house, Nintendo was pretty much the only option you had. Now, people are playing more games on their phones, which I think is a shame. Smartphones can’t offer the same experience as a dedicated gaming device. On screen controls will just never be as good as physical equivalents. Perhaps Nintendo should do more to communicate that to potential customers. An iPhone could run Super Mario 3D Lands without breaking a sweat, but there’s no way it’d be playable without physical controls. Take it from somebody who tried carrying around an iOS controller in his bag for a couple of weeks, it’s a road you don’t want to go down. They’re bulky and awkwardly shaped, and the games that are actually compatible with them are barely worth bothering with. It’s much better to have your trusty 3DS and a couple of game carts tucked away, ready to get your Zelda on whenever you’re ready.

In conclusion, the Nintendo 3DS is awesome and you should get one.